You think you're special because itís your birthday today.
That's complete nonsense... you're special every day!
Columbus was a famous man;
Einstein was one, too.
They were known to all, but then,
Along came you!
Warm wishes for a Happy Birthday to you!
It's official - you've lived one more year,
You're birthday gifted and caked,
But don't think you're fully mature,
Because you're really only half-baked!
May all your dreams come true,
Hope you get some really great presents too!
Happy Birthday to you!
A quick death and an easy one;
A pretty girl and an honest one;
A cold beer -- and another one.
How old are you? Iím not keeping score,
I love my birthday, but hereís the thing -
Iím really glad the birthdayís yours,
This way I donít have to hear you sing!
Can you sing? Not a thing!
Can you dance? Not a chance!
Can you play? Oh, no way!
Can you eat and drink? All day!
Enjoy your special day! Happy Birthday!
Too often you don't like my taste,
And sometimes my gifts go to waste!
So this year my gift to you,
Is this poem and my kiss, too!
Today on your birthday
I think you should know,
You are getting too old now
to ... suck on your toe!
On your special day
Consider your luck.
You could have been born
As a dog, cow, or duck!
So many candles,
And so little cakes,
But don't be worry-
You have true friends!
Happy Bday to you!
Your special day is very near,
You're getting a little older-
But you're still my dear!