Happy Bday! How old you are, I won't ask…
Am I the first one to wish you Happy Birthday today? No? The second one? No? Doesn't matter, because I was the first one who thought of you at midnight on you big day!
Happy Bday and … save me some cake!
Why do you worry about growing older, when you are like wine just getting better and better with age? Happy Birthday!
There is a really smart, rich, and famous person who was born today. Too bad it wasn't you. Maybe it will be next year. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday and happy 364 days in between!
Happy Birthday to you! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother's teeth!
May your coffin have six handles of finest silver.
May your coffin be carried by six fair young maids.
And may your coffin be made of finest wood
From a 100-year-old tree,
That I'll go … plant tomorrow!
Wish you a great Birthday!
Amazing that you were once a helpless little child, but now you a giant helpless person! Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake!
Happy Bday to the world’s best friend! May you die in bed at ninety-five years ...shot by a jealous husband (wife).
Unexpected showers? Braking clouds? A rainbow from nowhere? A sudden change in the weather? Don't worry, this is God's way of wishing you a thunderous Happy Birthday.
Enjoy your special day. May your wishes come true and … your wife not find out!
No matter how old you get, I don't think you'll ever grow up. Happy birthday!