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Funny birthday wishes

Happy Birthday and happy 364 days in between!

Happy Birthday to you! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother's teeth!

Amazing that you were once a helpless little child, but now you a giant helpless person! Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake!

Enjoy your special day. May your wishes come true and... your wife not find out!

It's your lucky day! But be careful and don't set your cake on fire with so many candles!!!

Wishing your Facebook wall is filled with wishes from people you have never met!

Happy Bday to the world's best friend! May you die in bed at 95 years... shot by a jealous husband (wife).

Cheerful quotes for birthday

Am I the first one to wish you Happy Birthday today? No? The second one? No? Doesn't matter, because I was the first one who thought of you at midnight on you big day!

Happy Bday and ... save me some cake!

Why do you worry about growing older, when you are like wine just getting better and better with age? Happy Birthday!

There is a really smart, rich, and famous person who was born today. Too bad it wasn't you. Maybe it will be next year. Happy birthday!

You are not getting older. You just collect wrinkles!

Comic birthday messages

May your coffin have six handles of finest silver.
May it be carried by six fair young maids.
And may your coffin be made of finest wood
From a 100-year-old tree,
That I'll going ... to plant tomorrow!
Wish you a great Birthday!

Unexpected showers? Braking clouds? Lightning from nowhere? Don't be afraid, this is God's way of wishing you a thunderous Happy Birthday!

No matter how old you get, we don't think you'll ever grow up. Happy birthday!

Happy Bday! How old you are, I won't ask...

On your special day I wish that mosquitos will suck your fat instead of blood!

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