When you was born, you was so surprised that didn’t talk for more than a year.
Birthdays are a way of telling you to eat more cake.
Birthdays are good for your health - the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.
Finally you are 21, and can legally do everything you have been doing for years!
On birthdays kids wish to be older, adults - to be younger.
Today is the first day of your life as an old person...
A simple task for You! Put your right hand on your left shoulder and the left hand on the right. Now shout joyously - You just received a big bday hug from me!
On your birthday I wish y be as lucky as a gnat in a nudist colony.
It‘s no matter how old you are - you don't look it!
I will stand and hold my breath untill you promise to have a fantastic Happy Birthday. Please, please promise quickly!
A person like you is too special for just a bday card. So keep the envelope too!
Today is a perfect day to thank you for NOT using a con_dom, Daddy.
Age hasn't spoiled you.
The signs of old age are:
1. Loss of memory
2. ...and I can't remember the others...
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