Funny Birthday Wishes For Friend

Here we present you a great collection of humorous birthday wishes, crazy and funny birthday wishes for friend as well as humorous birthday cards that will make your friends chuckle or even laugh out laud. Most of us cannot imagine birthday celebration without smiles, hilarious jokes and joyful laughter. So if you wish to put some humor into your congratulations, this page might be handy for you.

Let’s celebrate your birthday and stop worrying

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Let’s celebrate your birthday and stop worrying about your age… It’s too late!

So you say a lighter

So you say a lighter?.. I guess we will need a flame-thrower to light up all of your candles, buddy!

It’s your special day. Look ahead

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It’s your special day. Look ahead, think back, sing out, dance around, get down, live it up and have a memorable Birthday!

Time can be a good healer

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Time can be a good healer, but unfortunately it is a bad beautician, and in your case it is proved… Have a great birthday!

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It’s freezing today and it is so good that your birthday cake with all the candles brings much more warmth than the fireplace!

Stop counting candles on your birthday cake

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Stop counting candles on your birthday cake! You will get one more year older, till you count them all!

I am going to tell you one secret

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I am going to tell you one secret – as far as I know you today you are the oldest, so let’s celebrate that!

Happy birthday to my old friend

Happy birthday to my old friend. I hope that this year you are going to get a brand new disease. Take care!

On your big day I wish that your failures

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On your big day I wish that your failures be as few as the teeth of your grandfather!

Humorous birthday wishes for friend

Did you know that when you were born, you were so surprised that didn’t talk for more than a year? Happy birthday, friend!

Enjoy your birthday! May all your wishes come true

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Enjoy your birthday! May all your wishes come true and hopefully your wife doesn’t find out about them!

The 4 signs of old age are

The 4 signs of old age are:
1. Loss of memory
2. …and I can’t remember the others…

The secret of staying young is to live honestly

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and … lie about your age. Happy Birthday to you! I wish you live for a thousand years!

On birthdays kids wish to be older

On birthdays kids wish to be older, adults – to be younger.
On your birthday I wish you to be as lucky as a gnat in a nudist colony.

Crazy birthday wishes for friend

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Usually wisdom comes along with age. It look like you haven’t reach that age yet, happy birthday!

I will stand and hold my breath until you promise to

I will stand and hold my breath until you promise to have a fantastic Happy Birthday. Please, please promise quickly!

Lately it turned out that birthdays are

Lately it turned out that birthdays are good for your health. Research has showed that those people who have most of them, live the longest.

Today you reached the age of responsibility

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Today you reached the age of responsibility. Give it a few months and you will be wondering why you were in such a hurry to get here. Happy Birthday!

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It’s good to know that someone likes you, thinks about you and needs you. But it feels even better when you know that someone remembers your birthday! Yes, it’s me!!!

A simple task for You

A simple task for You! Put your right hand on your left shoulder and the left hand on the right. Now shout joyously – you just received a big birthday hug from me!

Lately my pal has given me a fossil

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Lately my pal has given me a fossil. You know, it reminds me somebody, who is celebrating his birthday today…

Today is a perfect day to thank you

Today is a perfect day to thank you for NOT using a con**m, Daddy.

Birthdays are good for your health

Birthdays are good for your health – the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.

Today is the first day of

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Today is the first day of your life as an old person…

Congratulations on your Birthday! If someone

Congratulations on your Birthday! If someone says that you’re getting old, don’t listen to him and throw your artificial teeth set or hit with your walking stick!

Birthday jokes

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On your day as a birthday present I want to give you joy, love, friendship, wisdom and lots of other things that cost nothing!

I don’t tell you this every day, but be

I don’t tell you this every day, but be thankful that your birthday comes just once a year. Think how old you would be if it came every month! Have a rocking day!

Funny birthday messages

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The secret of living a long life is simple – just continue breathing. I wish you a healthy and long life, happy birthday to you! It’s time to do nothing!

You’re not getting older. You’re just

You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy Bday!

Happy Birthday! It’s so good to be handsome and

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Happy Birthday! It’s so good to be handsome and smart. Can you remember???

Happy B-day! The letter “B” means only ‘Birthday’

Happy B-day!
The letter “B” means only ‘Birthday’…
But you can have a few ‘B’eers to celebrate!

Happy Bday! How old you are

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Happy Bday! How old you are, I won’t ask…

Who cares about your birthday? I mean, it’s not

Who cares about your birthday? I mean, it’s not like a holiday or something…

Nothing could make me happier than sending this

Nothing could make me happier than sending this birthday message! …Except, maybe, sending it from the beach in Florida!

On your special day I thought of giving

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On your special day I thought of giving you the cutest gift ever. But how can I give you yourself???

Oops, you’re old! It’s not funny, but you’re

Oops, you’re old! It’s not funny, but you’re getting funnier looking!

Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake

Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake while you can still count them.

It‘s no matter how old you are

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It‘s no matter how old you are – you don’t look it!

On your special day I wish that mosquitos would

On your special day I wish that mosquitos would suck your fat instead of blood!

Unexpected showers? Breaking clouds?

Unexpected showers? Breaking clouds? Lightning from nowhere? Don’t be afraid, this is God’s way of wishing you a thunderous Happy Birthday!

Humorous birthday message for best friend

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You’re my best friend. Happy Birthday to you! Just one question – you’re paying the bill, aren’t you?

Best wishes to my best friend

Best wishes to my best friend! On your special day I wish you to die in bed at 90 years… strangled by your jealous husband (wife).

Funny birthday message for friend

Congratulations on your special day, buddy, but please be careful and don’t burn your house with so many candles on your cake.

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