Funny Bday Wishes

Most of us cannot imagine birthday celebration without smiles, hilarious jokes and joyful laughter. So if you wish to put some humour into your congratulations, this page might be handy for you. Here we have gathered a collection of funny wishes for birthday that will make your friends chuckle or even laugh out laud.

On your special day I thought of giving you the cutest...

On your special day I thought of giving you the cutest gift ever. But how can I give you yourself???

You’re my best friend. Happy Birthday to you...

You’re my best friend. Happy Birthday to you! Just one question – you’re paying the bill, aren’t you?

Happy Birthday! It’s so good to be handsome and...

Happy Birthday! It’s so good to be handsome and smart. Can you remember???

Congratulations on the ***th anniversary of your...

Congratulations on the ***th anniversary of your 16th birthday!

You’re not getting older. You’re just...

You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy Bday!

No matter how old you get, I don’t think...

No matter how old you get, I don’t think you’ll ever grow up. Happy birthday!

I don’t really have anything witty...

I don’t really have anything witty to say. So Happy Birthday!

Happy B-day! The letter “B” means only ‘Birthday’...

Happy B-day!
The letter “B” means only ‘Birthday’…
But you can have a few ‘B’eers to celebrate!

Who cares about your birthday? I mean, it’s not...

Who cares about your birthday? I mean, it’s not like a holiday or something…

Nothing could make me happier than sending this...

Nothing could make me happier than sending this birthday message! …Except, maybe, sending it from the beach in Florida!

Oops, you’re old! It’s not funny, but you’re...

Oops, you’re old! It’s not funny, but you’re getting funnier looking!

May this year be the best of your life...

May this year be the best of your life, until the next one. Happy birthday!

Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake...

Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake while you can still count them.

Age hasn’t spoiled you...

Age hasn’t spoiled you. Happy Birthday!

On your special day I wish that mosquitos would...

On your special day I wish that mosquitos would suck your fat instead of blood!

Happy Bday! How old you are...

Happy Bday! How old you are, I won’t ask…

No matter how old you get, we don’t think...

No matter how old you get, we don’t think you’ll ever grow up. Happy birthday!

Unexpected showers? Breaking clouds?...

Unexpected showers? Breaking clouds? Lightning from nowhere? Don’t be afraid, this is God’s way of wishing you a thunderous Happy Birthday!

May your coffin have six handles of finest silver...

May your coffin have six handles of finest silver.
May it be carried by six fair young maids.
And may your coffin be made of finest wood
From a 100-year-old tree,
That I am going … to plant tomorrow!
Wish you a great Birthday!

You are not getting older...

You are not getting older. You just collect wrinkles!