On your special day I wish that mosquitos would suck your fat instead of blood!
Happy Bday! How old you are, I won’t ask…
No matter how old you get, we don’t think you’ll ever grow up. Happy birthday!
Unexpected showers? Breaking clouds? Lightning from nowhere? Don’t be afraid, this is God’s way of wishing you a thunderous Happy Birthday!
May your coffin have six handles of finest silver.
May it be carried by six fair young maids.
And may your coffin be made of finest wood
From a 100-year-old tree,
That I am going … to plant tomorrow!
Wish you a great Birthday!
You are not getting older. You just collect wrinkles!
There is a really smart, rich and famous person who was born today. Too bad it wasn’t you. Maybe it will be next year. Happy birthday!
Why do you worry about growing older, when you are like wine just getting better and better with age? Happy Birthday!
Happy Bday and … save me some cake!
Am I the first one to wish you Happy Birthday today? No? The second one? No? Doesn’t matter, because I was the first one who thought of you at midnight on you big day!