On your special day I thought of giving you the cutest gift ever. But how can I give you yourself???
You’re my best friend. Happy Birthday to you! Just one question – you’re paying the bill, aren’t you?
Happy Birthday! It’s so good to be handsome and smart. Can you remember???
Congratulations on the ***th anniversary of your 16th birthday!
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy Bday!
No matter how old you get, I don’t think you’ll ever grow up. Happy birthday!
I don’t really have anything witty to say. So Happy Birthday!
The letter “B” means only ‘Birthday’…
But you can have a few ‘B’eers to celebrate!
Who cares about your birthday? I mean, it’s not like a holiday or something…
Nothing could make me happier than sending this birthday message! …Except, maybe, sending it from the beach in Florida!