Funny Birthday Toasts For Friend

During a birthday celebration we all love hearing a good toast. So if you are looking for inspiration, check out the collection of funny birthday toasts for friend, presented on this page. Here you will find some funny words, while other are more touching and sentimental. We hope that it will be handy for you!

Humorous birthday toasts for friend

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There is a nice, handsome, wise and successful man who was born today. Unfortunately, it wasn’t you. Who knows, maybe it will be you the next year. Happy birthday, my friend!

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I raise a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking!
If you’re going to lie – lie for your friend.
If you’re going to steal – steal someone’s heart.
If you’re going to cheat – cheat the death.
And if you’re going to drink – drink with me!

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funny birthday toasts for friend

To sweet intoxication! You are just the right amount of sweetness, spice, exotic aroma and a flavor that leaves me thirsty for more.

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A toast to the 3 American birds:
May you have an eagle in your pocket,
A chicken on your table,
And Wild Turkey in your glass!

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I would like to raise a toast to a person so kindhearted and altruistic that it makes me want to say “Dear guests, here is a Santa Claus!”

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Let’s raise a toast a very joyful person who makes two smiles grow where only one grew before. Congratulations on your Birthday!

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Funny birthday toasts for friend

funny birthday toasts for friend

Here is a toast to ***. He may not be as wise as an owl, but he is always a hoot!

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Cool, friendly, clever, beautiful… but enough about me. Here’s a toast to you!

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It is amazing that with every passing year you look better and better. Always be so stunning. Happy birthday!

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Be kind, do what is pleasant for me – be a happy, successful, healthy guy. I want to see you like this always: both on holidays and on weekdays!

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Congratulations, buddy! I wish you good luck so that it never stops, love that does not get bored, and money that does not end.

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Today is your birthday. I wish you not to grow old either in body or soul! Always be young and full of strength, so that every lived year and hour is dear to you.

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My friend, happy holidays! Let the green light shine on you everywhere in life, and the red one will light up only in order to warn you in time. And let the road be without a single bump!

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I wish you a lot of happiness, but that there is always room for new one. More money, but also so that there is room in the wallet for the future. To make your friends treasure you, women love you, and your bosses appreciate you!

Birthday toasts for friends

funny birthday toasts for friend

Here’s a birthday toast to my old friend and the good old days, which we are having right now!

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I raise a toast not just to your lucky day, but also to our friendship. I’m glad to have found someone like you whom I can call true friend. Happy Birthday to you!

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Let’s celebrate your special day! Glass held high to the shine and brilliance you radiate every day!

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Here’s a toast to your and your family’s good health. May you all live long and prosper!

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Glass held high to a man who is a true inspiration to the rest of us!

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I wish you, my friend, to be firm in your decisions, adamant in ambiguous situations, fair in relation to others, caring with your family, successful in all areas of activity.

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Let life play and sparkle with all the colors of the rainbow. Happy years to you next to your loved ones. Optimism and joy in every day. So that work is a pleasure and duties are a joy.

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Happy Birthday Buddy! How many years we have known each other, and you are still young and groovy. Thank you for your kind advice, help and a friendly shoulder! Health, happiness and indisputable victories!

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Do you think you’re already old? Come on! Put your jaw in, grab a stick and run to celebrate! Happy Birthday!

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I could send you a postcard, but all your virtues and my wishes will not fit on it. I decided to simply, without pathos, wish you a happy birthday! How good it is that I have you!

Toasts for friend’s birthday

funny birthday toasts for friend

I raise a toast for a free-n-easy, bright-n-breezy special day!

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Old woods are best to burn,
Old wines best to drink,
Old friends to trust,
And old authors to read.
Here’s a birthday toast to a
Dear old friend,
Who is best to trust!

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On your special day, I would like to make a toast.
It goes not just to the real friend you are, but also to another year filled with fine times, magical adventures and great memories!

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I want to raise a toast to a lovely gentleman, a kind hearted man and a loving husband who deserves only the best in life.
On this note, I wish you a Happy Birthday!

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Here is a toast to (age) beautiful years of your life in which you have spread so many good things, so much happiness and joy to others. May you live to be a hundred! Happy **th Birthday!

Short birthday toasts for friend

To a great birthday, a great year and a great guy!

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Let me raise a wineglass for you happiness, success and health. I hope that your energy never ends. Congratulations!

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I want to light up all city lights for you. I know that this day is special. So let me do it. Congratulations!

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May you live 100 years and may I live 101, so I may remember you! Cheers!

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Let’s raise a toast for our kind, humble and generous friend!

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Take a break today and let’s raise a toast to share a great moment and celebrate your birthday!

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